sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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