another moral hangover. fuck.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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