a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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