I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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