Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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