He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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