ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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