covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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