So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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