they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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