Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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