I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
this hospital has no fireball
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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