My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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