also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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