whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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