Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Randomize
