when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
You ruined the universe
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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