Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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