they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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