2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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