And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
That accounts for only three of the penises
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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