i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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