So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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