And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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