FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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