I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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