So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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