Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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