That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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