did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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