I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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