Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We are all done wearing pants today
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