i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
