I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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