That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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