she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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