when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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