I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
We need to rekindle our bromance
pop tarts are not kleenex
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
