Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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