He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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