Kiss
Puke
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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