Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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