I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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