1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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