i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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