he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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