Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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