i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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