this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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