All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
